you guys know what’s super important?
bee butts
💖 She Her Hers 💝
Reflections of a Seasoned Burner
Playa OG Jonathan Flaxman thinks the BRC festivities were much better back in 1992. While he still attends every year, he admits that it’s becoming harder to find the magic that initially drew him in.
“Gnarf vroomph vargh clippy clop! Bizarlsh nerph huzzay!” Waxed the 49-year-old Hewlett-Packard executive. When asked to clarify his statements, Flaxman excitedly pointed to the nearest EDM stage and asked BMHW to join in a tantric flagging ceremony.
This year’s presidential candidates be like…
If the United States is yo couch, then Donald Trump is Rick James.
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